The Constitution of Pink State
SECTION I
§ 1 Pink State is a state of mind. § 2 The Pinkme is sovereign head of state. § 3 The legislative power rests with the Pinkme and the people. § 4 Freedom of faith is the accepted state religion in Pink State and is supported as such by the state. SECTION II
§ 5 As a citizen of Pink State you are required to be good to yourself. § 6 As a citizen of Pink State you are required to be good to others. § 7 As a citizen of Pink State you are required to be good to nature. SECTION III
§ 8 The passing of a new law requires only the Pinkme ́s endorsement. § 9 The Pinkme may on behalf of the people put forward suggestions for laws and other decisions. § 10 A law proposal endorsed by the people becomes effective 43 hours at the latest after it has received the Pinkme ́s assent. § 11 The Pinkme orders the proclamation of a law and sees that it is carried out. § 12 The Pinkme can reprieve and grant amnesty. § 13 Decisions regarding the appointment of public officials rest with the Pinkme. § 14 Public officials appointed by the Pinkme give an informal assurance that they will uphold the constitution. § 15 Everyone who believes in the Constitution of Pink State has the right to citizenship with the Pinkme ́s approval. SECTION IV
§ 16 Pink State has no constitutional religion. § 17 Citizens have the right to be a member of society without worshipping a God. § 18 No one is obliged to make personal financial contributions to any God. SECTION V
§ 19 Your personal freedom is inviolable. § 20 Anyone is entitled in print, writing or speech, to make public his/her thoughts. § 21 Associations, who seem or seek to achieve their goals through violence, incitement to violence or similar criminal harassment of those of other philosophies, will be abolished by the Pinkme. § 22 Citizens, without prior consent from the Pinkme, have the right to peaceable assembly. § 23 All weapons are forbidden. § 24 Pink State has no army, navy or airforce. SECTION VI
§ 25 i You may have other gods than the others and me. § 25 ii You may take your own God ́s name in vain, but not others ́ and not mine. § 25 iii You do not have to respect the day of rest. § 25 iv You must honour the person you believe deserves it. § 25 v You may not kill. § 25 vi You may break a marriage in a friendly way. § 25 vii You may steal back anything that has been stolen from you. § 25 viii You may report anyone who has spoken against humanism. § 25 ix You may covet your neighbour ́s house. § 25 x You may covet your neighbour ́s wife, servants or animals or anything which belongs to your neighbour. SECTION VII
§ 26 This Constitutional Act shall come into operation at once.